Thread-O-Matic

What's the purpose of the bicycle cart/taxis in Crazy Taxi? I busted my butt beating all those pointless minigames for THESE? Do they have any value over an actual car?

HAHAHAHAHA! You are a pitifullest of fighter men, Kraw. Cowering like the dog that you are! When you are a man, we will fight again on the field of battle that is for fighting!

What's it essential to? Making perfect martinis?

Much like how height scales differently than mass due to the square-cube law, so does structural integrity. Unfortunately, this would apply to the muscles holding the wings on Miss Ingmann's back.

Back to the present...

In your dreams, metalhead!

Oh, it looked like Earth, that was how well we fooled you with our plaything of an Earth simulator. It was Moon-Earth all the time, with its atmosphere you cannot comprehend.

Kweh?

...it's a Baba Yaga stew pot! Very reasonably priced, I might add. It seats four and look at all that cargo space. Gently used and the underbody rust protection comes at no extra charge. It takes those curves like a dream and it is great for cooking too. So, whaddayasay? Do we have a deal?